pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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