So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
