You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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