do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
