I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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