It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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