pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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