I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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