Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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