Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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