He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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