p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i think i have herpe
just one?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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