It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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