I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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