Sry I called you an 8
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
