I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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