Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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