Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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