do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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