I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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