4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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