THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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