bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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