I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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