bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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