Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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