just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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