he thought i was a dude.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
This is my gift to your gina
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
