please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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