just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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