She's JV to your varsity
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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