An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just had sex on a roof
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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