grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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