I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
