I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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