somebody snuck up and got me drunk
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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