Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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