Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish i was in the wii world.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
