He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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