ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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