Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We were destined to go to rehab together
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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