i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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