i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
