WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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