Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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