I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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