Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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