Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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