Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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