I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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