i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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