so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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