Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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