Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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