Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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