Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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