ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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