I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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