You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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