that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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